Dudmadtim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying centipede.

Dudmadtim created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudmadtim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dudmadtim, he will turn you into a slug.

Dudmadtim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dudmadtim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.