Stikbastgun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, capable squirrel.

Stikbastgun created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikbastgun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stikbastgun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Stikbastgun's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stikbastgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Whales are not to be trusted.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Put Stikbastgun first in all things.