Targrotrullwod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic hare.

Targrotrullwod created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targrotrullwod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Targrotrullwod, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Targrotrullwod's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Targrotrullwod's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never jump near cats.