Ominrappod is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental centipede.

Ominrappod created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominrappod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ominrappod, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ominrappod's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ominrappod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ominrappod nine times a day.

2. Ominrappod must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Retreat if four shrews approach from the south.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not hurt cats.