Haphenbud is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless lizard.

Haphenbud created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haphenbud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Haphenbud, it will be very sad.

Haphenbud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Haphenbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never skip near dogs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Haphenbud.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never mention pigs.