Dissispangsan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, fast coyote.

Dissispangsan created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissispangsan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dissispangsan, it will curse you with boils.

Dissispangsan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dissispangsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.