Liklakhit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-assured otter.

Liklakhit created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Liklakhit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Liklakhit, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Liklakhit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Liklakhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Liklakhit on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Always wear pink.