Onttad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful zebra.

Onttad created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Onttad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Onttad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Onttad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Onttad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick whales.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Onttad.