Mutbotbifveg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, uncaring dragonfly.

Mutbotbifveg created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutbotbifveg, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutbotbifveg, he will destroy your home planet.

Mutbotbifveg's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mutbotbifveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never skip near tortoises.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.