Bessnillren is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent manatee.

Bessnillren created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bessnillren, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bessnillren, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bessnillren's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bessnillren's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never wear indigo boots.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.