Gebsatbad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair centipede.

Gebsatbad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gebsatbad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gebsatbad, she will strike you with lightening.

Gebsatbad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gebsatbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Gebsatbad loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from black shrews for they are unholy.