Bogbudton Catquartfat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, annoying dolphin.

Bogbudton Catquartfat created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bogbudton Catquartfat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bogbudton Catquartfat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bogbudton Catquartfat's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bogbudton Catquartfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.