Mettigbon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast finch.

Mettigbon created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Mettigbon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mettigbon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mettigbon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mettigbon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Always obey Mettigbon's priests.

5. Never skip in the presence of manatees.