Zossbomtad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying skunk.

Zossbomtad created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zossbomtad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zossbomtad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zossbomtad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Zossbomtad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zossbomtad four times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Zossbomtad on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.