Veenzabhud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent bat.

Veenzabhud created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenzabhud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Veenzabhud, he will turn you into a slug.

Veenzabhud's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Veenzabhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.