Mitnullnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, staggering frog.

Mitnullnarl created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitnullnarl, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mitnullnarl, she will strike you with lightening.

Mitnullnarl's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mitnullnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never paint your back purple.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from black whales, for they are unholy.