Ingdumvid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous goose.

Ingdumvid created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingdumvid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ingdumvid, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ingdumvid's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ingdumvid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not listen to music.