Flownigfebsom Dagtiglipcuncussgoddot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, selfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flownigfebsom Dagtiglipcuncussgoddot created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flownigfebsom Dagtiglipcuncussgoddot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flownigfebsom Dagtiglipcuncussgoddot, she will think nothing of it.

Flownigfebsom Dagtiglipcuncussgoddot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Flownigfebsom Dagtiglipcuncussgoddot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. You must never eat lentils.