Batfagweg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, happy eagle.

Batfagweg created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batfagweg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Batfagweg, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Batfagweg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Batfagweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about gravity.