Ingrulgupbenarnbimmonjig is a god.

He takes the form of a large, smart manatee.

Ingrulgupbenarnbimmonjig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ingrulgupbenarnbimmonjig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ingrulgupbenarnbimmonjig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ingrulgupbenarnbimmonjig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ingrulgupbenarnbimmonjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear indigo shorts.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.