Queegfligfad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unsympathetic jaguar.

Queegfligfad created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegfligfad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queegfligfad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Queegfligfad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Queegfligfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Never feed grapes to frogs while wearing turquoise shirts.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Queegfligfad.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.