Mangodsab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-assured centipede.

Mangodsab created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mangodsab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mangodsab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mangodsab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Mangodsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Mangodsab loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.