Xemveenhit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful armadillo.

Xemveenhit created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Xemveenhit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xemveenhit, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xemveenhit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xemveenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never laugh in the presence of frogs.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.