Hanbannarl is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise squirrel.

Hanbannarl created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanbannarl, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hanbannarl, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hanbannarl's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hanbannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not speak about limes.