Vagfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented unicorn.

Vagfoss created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagfoss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vagfoss, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Vagfoss' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vagfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Run away from cyan badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.