Sandvilbam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong gorilla.

Sandvilbam created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandvilbam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sandvilbam, she will turn you into a mole.

Sandvilbam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sandvilbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Hide if five manatees approach from the north.

5. Pray towards the east.