Misgigwap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust narwhal.

Misgigwap created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misgigwap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Misgigwap, he will turn you into a rock.

Misgigwap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Misgigwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.