Dubyograk is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome centipede.

Dubyograk created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubyograk, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubyograk, she will turn you into a worm.

Dubyograk's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dubyograk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. You must pray to Dubyograk seven times a day.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.