Bellgigsig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic turtle.

Bellgigsig created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellgigsig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bellgigsig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bellgigsig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bellgigsig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help otters.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.