Cudrulbot Timgubwik is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, able butterfly.

Cudrulbot Timgubwik created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudrulbot Timgubwik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cudrulbot Timgubwik, she will curse you with boils.

Cudrulbot Timgubwik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cudrulbot Timgubwik's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.