Vigflig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tiresome bat.

Vigflig created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigflig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vigflig, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vigflig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vigflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Pray towards the east.