Artfubtit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing bee.

Artfubtit created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artfubtit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Artfubtit, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Artfubtit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Artfubtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.