Mothitdad Gencablog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awesome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mothitdad Gencablog created the planet Saturn nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mothitdad Gencablog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mothitdad Gencablog, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mothitdad Gencablog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mothitdad Gencablog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mothitdad Gencablog's name in vain.

2. Never paint your face cyan.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.