Gamnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring clam.

Gamnutt created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamnutt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gamnutt, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gamnutt's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gamnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never sing near snails.