Bogpasvedsanmon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart salamander.

Bogpasvedsanmon created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpasvedsanmon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogpasvedsanmon, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bogpasvedsanmon's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bogpasvedsanmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sick rats.