Dotgembass is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind fairy.

Dotgembass created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotgembass, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dotgembass, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dotgembass' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dotgembass' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about dolphins.