Capmatsand Jigcargep is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tranquil armadillo.

Capmatsand Jigcargep created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Capmatsand Jigcargep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Capmatsand Jigcargep, he will curse you with boils.

Capmatsand Jigcargep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Capmatsand Jigcargep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Never talk about black holes.