Pibfombonkhamladcen is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring clam.
Pibfombonkhamladcen created gold two trillion years ago.
If you believe in Pibfombonkhamladcen, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in Pibfombonkhamladcen, he will strike you with lightening.
Pibfombonkhamladcen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Pibfombonkhamladcen's Holy Commandments
1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not hurt turtles.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.