Sugvadtof is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful wasp.

Sugvadtof created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sugvadtof, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sugvadtof, it will turn you into a slug.

Sugvadtof's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sugvadtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.