Butdonxem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able ferret.

Butdonxem created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butdonxem, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Butdonxem, she will laugh at you.

Butdonxem's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Butdonxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Respect your elders.