Rowcip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent fish.

Rowcip created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowcip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rowcip, he will manifest in front of you.

Rowcip's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rowcip's Holy Commandments

1. Rowcip loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Do not stand on grass.