Listdanyik is a god.

She takes the form of a large, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Listdanyik created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listdanyik, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Listdanyik, she will turn you into a plant.

Listdanyik's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Listdanyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must love Listdanyik.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.