Pasbaghit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tranquil goose.

Pasbaghit created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbaghit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pasbaghit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pasbaghit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pasbaghit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasbaghit.