Nullunsig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless wasp.

Nullunsig created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullunsig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nullunsig, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nullunsig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nullunsig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow snails for they are unholy.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Nullunsig loves seals, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.