Bisshubcep is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless ferret.

Bisshubcep created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisshubcep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bisshubcep, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bisshubcep's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bisshubcep's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bisshubcep nine times a day.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not kill whales.