Ratjigmit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak snail.

Ratjigmit created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratjigmit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratjigmit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ratjigmit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ratjigmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Run away from purple swans, for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Never sit in the presence of frogs.

5. Pray towards the north.