Huntailril is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome mink.

Huntailril created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huntailril, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Huntailril, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Huntailril's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Huntailril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Put Huntailril first in all things.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.