Linbotcab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional fairy.

Linbotcab created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linbotcab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Linbotcab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Linbotcab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Linbotcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Retreat if eight horses approach from the south.

3. Run away if six turtles approach from the north.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Hide if seven seals approach from the east.