Cengebnan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, able crocodile.

Cengebnan created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cengebnan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cengebnan, she will not care.

Cengebnan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cengebnan's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.