Shavbepdab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic ant.

Shavbepdab created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavbepdab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Shavbepdab, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Shavbepdab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Shavbepdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Shavbepdab's name in vain.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.